This week, Below Deck Mediterranean kicks off with Captain Sandy forcing Wes to choose a lead deckhand. Wes promotes his paramour Malia. You know, the deckhand with the least experience who he’s been smooching on the bridge during night watch. Nice. Wes tells Malia she’s been promoted, and she’s “gotta keep the boys in line.” Because that’s going to go over well with deckhands Bobby and Max. Not. Malia’s concerned they’ll think she “earned it by kissing the boss.” Because she did. Captain Sandy really chose the wrong week to do this promotion thing. Sigh. This charter includes a guest...read more